Tuesday, August 25, 2009

Jokes of Nepal

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Phool bina… Khushboo bekaar,
Chand bina… Chandni bekaar,
Pyar bina… Zindagi bekaar,
Mere sms bina… Tumhara mobile bekaar ........Next


Aati hai yaad toh zara kho jate hai,
Aansoon aankhon mein utar aaye toh zara rojate hai,
Neend toh nahi aati hai aankhon mein lekin,
Aap khawboon mein aaoge yehi soch ke so jate hai. Next



Yeh dil aapko bhula nahi sakta,
Aisa kyo hai bata nahi sakta,
Muskil toh yeh hai ki aapko yakin nahi,
Aur main dil chir ke dikha nahi sakta Next




Dil ko aata hai jab bhi khayal unka,
Tasweer se poochte hai phir haal unka,
Woh humse poocha karte thay judai kya hai,
Aaj humari samajh mein aaya hai sawal unka Next


After finishing mbbs, dr. Munna start his practice.He checked patient eyes, tongue & ears by torch &Finally said “Bole toh.. Torch theek hai.”


Na koi kisi ke paas hota hai,
Na koi kisi se door hota hai,
Pyaar khud chal kar aata hai,
Jab koi kisi ka naseeb hota hai.


Tumhara hamara rishta toh aankhon aur palkon jaisa hai,
Agar palak kuch der na jhapke toh aankh ro deti hai,
Aur agar aankh mein kuch chala jaye toh palak tadap uthti hai.


Mere Marne ke baad aey dost aansoo mat bahana,
Agar yaad aaye meri toh seedhe upar chale aana,
Agar waha main na dikhu toh samajh lena tu narag mein hai


Customer 2 shopkeeper: Iss mirror ki kya guarantee hai?Shopkeeper: Aap iss ko 100 floor se nechay girao, mirror 99 floor tak nahi toote ga.Customer: Wah bahut badhiya, pack kar do!


Boy & Girl in restuarant:
Boy: Main last bar puch raha hoon, Tum mujhse shadi karogi?
Girl: Nahi!
Boy: Soch lo!
Girl: Keh diya na nahi,
Boy: Waiter bill alag alag lana.


Ek ladka cycle ke break lekar naach raha tha.
Doosre admi ne poocha are bhai kya kar rahay ho jee.
Ladka: Dekh nahi rahe main break dance kar raha hoon


Barsaat ki raat,
ek ladki bheege badan,
bheege hoath,
bheege baal,
Use dekh ke laga,
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Kal yeh pakke bimar hogi.


Chuhe ne sherni ko propose kiya.
Sherni: chal bay!! Kabhi shishe mein apni shakal dekhi hai?
Chuha: Are pagli shakal pe mat jaa confidence dekh!


Posted by Bara at 4:41 PM

1 comment:

  1. AnonymousAugust 25, 2009 at 5:41 PM

    muy buen blog !!! saludos desde argentina

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Prakash Acharya KATHMANDU: Prime Minister Madhav Kumar Nepal’s four-day visit to India gets underway tomorrow. According to Shankar Pokharel government spokesperson and Minister for Information and Communications, it will be a goodwill visit since no agreement on national interest will be signed on the occasion. “However, some bilateral issues will be discussed and political consensus may be reached,” Pokharel told mediapersons after today’s Cabinet meeting that was held at Singha Durbar. Talks are likely to be held on border management, renewing Trade and Transit Treaty, water resources and science and environment. “The renewal of Trade and Transit Treaty has already been finalised at secretary-level discussions. There is no specific agenda about Pancheshwor Multi-purpose Project, either,” said the government spokesperson. “The Prime Minister will brief India about the ongoing peace process and political transition,” he added. Though the Cabinet today approved a 38-member government team for the visit, the figure will cross 63 since the delegation includes journalists and industrialists as well. Foreign Minister Sujata Koirala, Minister for Tourism and Civil Aviation Sarat Singh Bhandari, Minister for Energy Dr Prakash Sharan Mahat, Finance Minister Surendra Pandey, Minister for Commerce and Supplies Rajendra Mahato, Minister for Industries Mahendra Prasad Yadav, PM’s wife Gayatri, and vice-chairman of the National Planning Commission Dr Yubraj Khatiwada are part of the contingent. Meanwhile, the Cabinet today decided to write to President Dr Ram Baran Yadav and Vice-President Paramananda Jha for re-oath taking of the latter as per the verdict of the Supreme Court, according to Minister for Law and Justice Prem Bahadur Singh. The Supreme Court had recently scrapped the oath taken by Jha in Hindi last year. The government has also decided to file the Bill on Seventh Amendment of the constitution, which empowers the President and Vice-President to take oath of office and secrecy in their mother tongue in addition to Nepali. “In the case of Vice-President Jha, he will have to take oath in Nepali as per the apex court’s verdict. But in future, a President and Vice-President can take oath in their mother tongue verbally. But s/he will have to sign the oath on both the languages, including Nepali,” explained the minister. The Ministry of Law and Justice today submitted the Bill on Seventh Amendment of the Interim Constitution at the Constituent Assembly secretariat.